اس ام اس

If you love a girl, She fucks you. If you fuck a girl, She loves you.

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Shoma vaghti mitoni begi ye mardi
ke 2ta tokhm laye pat dashte bashi
vali age 4ta tokhm dashti fekr nakon
ye superman hasti.
vali motmaen bash ke yeki az
posht dare shomaro mikone !!

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:why women talk more than men?
B:why men think more than women?
Ans: because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads

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if love is the name
and fuck is the game
forget the name
and play the game

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woman to her husband:
chaker e fucketim,
husband to his wife:
fucker e chaketim.

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bar tebgh e akharin azmayeshat,
maloom shodeh ke tamam e adam haye
kooni va lashi baraye khandan SMS
az angosht e shast e khod estefadeh mikonand.
moteasefam angoshtat ra avaz nakon

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shab bood .
cheshmash bargh mizad.
pahasho baz kardam.
sinehash ro malidam.
kheyli az in kar lezat mibordam .
chon baraye avalin bar bood ke gav midooshidam

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Upon reciving this text you must send it to:
1 person you like ,
1 person you hate ,
1 person you love and
1 person you wanna fuck.
now think about why I sent it to you!

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Women top 7 lies
1)I luv u
2)I'm virgin
3)I hate sex
4)u r 1st who's touching me
5)oh it's 2 big never seen b4
6)I hate sucking
7)ok, let's do it but only once

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This cat, is cat,
a cat, good cat,
way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat,
friend cat, busy cat,
4 cat,20 cat,
seconds cat!
Now read it all without the word "cat".

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Emrooz montazer e amadanash budam,
ama har che montazer mandam nayamad!
goftam farda hatman miayad,
ama 2 hafteh ast ke cheshm entezaram.
bad dardi e "YOBOOSAT"

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Hich vaght khabar nemikoneh ke key miad.
kheily vaght e ke nemikham bebinamesh
hala toye tamom e rah donbalam e.
bad dardi e "ES HAAL" midooni ke ...

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yek zarbol masal e chini miguyad:
agar yek khar boosat konad
behtar az aan ast ke yek boos kharat konad

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A part of men's body
there are some hairs around it
some times water comes from it??


(answer is " mouth")

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Mennat KIR raa !
ke KOS kardanash mojeb e lezat ast o be KOON andarash
mazid e shahvat.
harke daaradash, dar pey e kardan ast o harke nadaarad,
dar pey e daadan

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There are 70 ways to make a girl happy
1.saying I love u
then fucking her 69 times.

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Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)
and like ME (TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

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Shohar : biya bokonam to gooshet.
zan : vaay kar misham!
shohar : mage ta hala laal shodi?!

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Khodavanda zemestan afaridi
be yek sineh do pestan afaridi
benazam ghodrat e charkho falak ra
ke zir e Naaf golestan afaridi

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yeki bolandesh mikoneh ,
yeki rastesh mikoneh ,
yeki charbesh mikoneh ,
yeki ba derazesh hal mikoneh
va yeki ba kootahesh hal mikoneh ,
ey bar pedar e in
moo lanat ba in modelhash

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MEN'S "F" rules:
Find her,
Follow her,
Friend her,
   Flirt w/ her,
    French her,
   Finger her
Force her
Fuck her
Forget her
FIND Next...

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Fuck you Means,
F:flower for you.
U:unlimited love for you.
C:choclate is not sweeter than you.
K:kiss for your eyes.
You:you r always in my mind,
so FUCK you